Yosi: 5
Kape: 1
Tugtog: Diane's rendition of I'll Make Love To You
Angas: Marami... as in marami!

Sir Loony is accusing me and Archiboy of cheating! Pakingshet!

Can you fucking believe that? Over a stupid assignment? Eh sa sabay kaming nagresearch and sabay naming ginawa and pareho yung algo ng source namin? Ano ba 'to? Di ba ako makakapasa because of that stupid freaking assignment! Pakdishet talaga!


Dar's thesis was disapproved

Wala nakong masasabi...


CoE131 is a mess... a very messy mess.

Andami pang kelangang gawing docu! Di ko alam kung saan magsisimula talaga. Sana naman wala ng mangyari sa Thursday, kasi good luck na lang diba? 11 freaking units na nga lang ako eh madadali pa!
Yosi: 0... I can't believe it! Nangangalahati na ang araw wala pa akong nayoyosi!
Kape: 1 big cup of strong coffee...
Angas: Wala pa akong nagagawa sa 131!
Yosi: 5
Kape: 2
Pagkain: Carne Norte Hot and Spicy, konting Saucy Mi, around 5 BluSkies crackers, konting ramen din pala.

Obviously, kaka-merienda lang namin. ^_^

Andami kong kelangang gawin! I have to finish documentation for CoE131, tapusin yung pagcheck ng MPs for EE274 and mag-e-exam na naman daw kami sa CoE115 sa Thursday. Good luck, kasabay niya project presentation sa 131 diba?!? Tas yung mga quizzes sa CoE121 di ko pa nachecheckan. Tas dapat this week matapos ko na rin yung pag-aayos ng mga files ni Ma'm Gev....

Kaya pa ba ng powers ko 'to?


The 5th Anniversary

So, ano nga ba ang ginawa namin for our anniversary? Hehe, last post ko about our anniv, ranting mode ako na baka sa Sta. Lucia lang kami pupunta. Dun nga kami. In fairness, sa DonHen kami kumain, and diba hindi naman yon sa loob ng Sta.Lucia? *rolls eyes* Anyways, at least natikman ko ang super sarap na seafood pasta nila. Andami nga ata naming na-order ni Dar, meron pang buffalo wings, pizza, mozzarella sticks *yum* kaya nabondat na lang talaga kami sa busog.

After that, nagpunta rin kaming Sta. Lucia. San pa kami diba? Wala lang stroll ever, tingin sa mga computer shops (duh? san pa ba magwiwindow-shop si Dar diba?). One good thing was yung sa Watson's hehehe. Bumili kami ng mga pampa-beauty namin. Opo, namin, kasi si Dar din bumili rin ng mga kaartehan sa katawan. Ay, sa buhok pala, kasi bumili siya ng hair color. Ay hinde! Bumili pala siya ng tweezers! Yon, yun nga binili niya. ^_^ The good thing about that trip to Watson's is that nakabili ako ng CitreShine shampoo with free conditioner. Kung puede lang akong maging testimonial for that product, gagawin ko for free. I swear, lumambot buhok ko! (para talagang commercial noh?)

The bad thing about this whole day is that nung gabi, when I was expecting some *ehem* lambing, eh tumutok lang siya sa computer and nag-Ragnarok.

Ansaya diba?

And, nung humirit ako na Dar, tama na yan..., ang sagot niya, Naglalaro lang naman eh.

Punyeta eh fifth anniv natin eh! Pero siyempre good luck na lang kung sabihin ko yun sa kanya diba? Eh di mapipilitan lang yung *ehem* lambing namin. Who wants that naman?


Ano Ba Ang Pinoproblema Ko?

Ano nga ba? Naiirita kasi ako sa katamaran and ka-walang-effort-an ni Dar eh. Nung Wednesday, tinatanong niya kung saan ko gustong kumain. So, after some pagmumuni-muni and discussion, sa Shakey's na nga lang. Gusto ko kasi ng mojo potatoes. Tas nakita namin na palabas na yung Once Upon A Time in Mexico. So we were gonna eat, then watch the movie.

Tapos sabi niya sa iba na lang kami kumain kasi ang hirap naman daw na lalakarin pa namin from the old building yung Shakey's tapos punta kami sa new building to watch the movie. Watdafuck? Diba, anong klaseng effort yan? Tatanungin mo ko kung san ko gustong kumain, tapos sa iba tayo kakain? Imbyerna. Sinabi ko na nga sa kanya na siya na lang pumili kung saan kami kakain kasi more than likely eh mag-iinarte siya dun sa pipiliin ko. Tas sabi niya, sige ako daw pumili. Tapos, tatamad siya ngayon kumain don. Pakdisheet talaga.

Everytime na lang ganyan siya. He is so full of himself. It's either, masyadong malayo (kina mommy, sa ibang malls, sa gusto kong puntahan), masyadong mahirap (gumawa ng proposal, proposal presentation, magbasa tungkol sa project niya), masyadong abala (pahatid, pasundo, paggawa) lahat ng bagay na may connection sakin na para bang ano ba? Girlfriend mo naman ako ah!

Or is it me rin ba? Marami lang ba akong ine-expect from him? Masyado ba akong maraming pinapagawa sa kanya? Isang malaking abala lang ba talaga ako?

Pero pakdisheet naman eh, pag ibang tao ang humingi sa kanya very accomodating siya. Pag sakin, andaming reklamo. *hinga ng malalim*

Tama na nga. Maasar na naman ako niyan eh.


My Sister-In-Law-To-Be's Wedding

...is totally driving me nuts!

Everytime na napag-uusapan yung catering, yung damit, yung invitations, yung reception, yung motif, a voice inside me is shouting, Pakingshet, ba't nauna ka pa sakin?

Tapos everytime na lang, merong reference sa *kasal* namin ni Dar.

Dun na lang sina Shelley. [regarding a wedding venue]

Iwan ko sa'yo lahat ng wedding brochures ha para pag kayo naman ni Dar meron ka nang mga brochures na na-canvass.

Wala na akong maisip na iba, pero marami pang iba eh. Minsan, gusto ko na lang mag-disappear pag napag-uusapan yung kasal eh. Naasar kasi ako na nalulungkot na napapahiya na ewan. Sila pinagkakagastusan nila kasal ni Ate, eh diba dapat gastos yon ng lalaki? Pagkatapos naming magdecide ni Dar na huwag munang magpakasal kasi nga ayaw naming gumastos yung nanay niya, tapos papagastosin din pala siya para sa kasal ng ate niya? Hindi ba parang napapahiya naman ako non kasi I'm not good enough para pakasalan agad?

commercial break: Katatawag lang ni Dar and pinapababa na niya ko para pagdating nya sa EEE eh andun nako sa baba. Sabi ko akyatin na lang niya ko. Alam mo kung anong sabi? Eh. Aakyat pa ko? Watdafuck naman diba? O yan, katetext lang wait lang daw, akyatin na lang niya ko. If I were my paranoid self right now, I'd be thinking he's doing something behind my back.

Anyway, as I was writing kanina...

Two nights ago, niloloko niya ko. Kasi yung HR ng Azeus, Tan yung surname, and nakakatawa daw if ever hanapin ko siya over the phone, tapos magpapakilala ako. Tas sabi ko sa kanya, Dapat kasi maging Dela Cruz nako eh. Tas smile lang siya. And I asked him, quite seriously, in a very pathetic whisper, Kelan ba ako magiging Dela Cruz? And he hugged him and just said, Sorry.

Yun lang? Yun lang masasabi niya? No words of comfort? Wala man lang assurance? Sorry lang? Sorry's not good enough anymore.


It all boils down to one question:

Lahat ng pag-iinarte ko, lahat ng rantings ko, lahat ng mga paranoid thoughts ko, sa dinami-dami na ng na-yosi ko, ito lang naman ang pinaka-pinaka-question-that-needs-to-be-answered eh:

Am I not good enough?
Yosi: 1
Kape: 1
Angas: Golly gollacious ang gulo ng mga files ni Ma'am Gev!

Okay, nahanap ko na si Tracy sa friendster. And guess who kung sino rin nahanap ko?!? Gravelacious indeed!

Toodles uli!
Yosi: 0
Kape: 1
Libro: Ang Paboritong Libro ni Hudas by Bob Ong
Tugtog: Leaving on a Jet Plane (radyo ng DSP)
Panoorin: CSI forever!
Angas: Wala pa naman masyado. Kararating ko lang sa school.

Just finished reading Bridget Jones' Diary. Obvious ba? :-) Idol kita Bridget! Down with fuckwittage!

Maya na uli!....Toodles!
After 10,000 Years...

Okay, exag. Ibig kong sabihin, days... hinde actually hours... or minutes na lang kaya? Or 10,000 seconds? Anyways, after 10,000 seconds, ngayon lang uli ako nakapag-post. Inayos ko pa kasi yung layout nito. Obviously, bago yung theme, tas binago ko yung colors, tas naglagay ako ng links, tas naglagay ako ng other blog links. Which reminds me, ilalagay ko yung livejournal ni Kris Aquino hehehe!

Pero unfortunately, eto lang mapopost ko kasi uuwi nako. Wala akong makukuwento ng matino kasi magmamadali ako eh sandamakmak ang gusto kong i-post tas mag-aalala na si Dar kasi di pa ako umuuwi!

Toodles!
Pre-5th-Anniversary Countdown: 0 days ---> That means....

TODAY IS OUR FIFTH ANNIVERSARY!!!

Wala pa namang fireworks or what-have-you's. He gave me his gift early morning kanina (as in 12:15 am ata non).... CSI DVD's hehehe ^_^

And I gave my gifts kanina naman before he left. He seemed to appreciate it naman, I think. Well, more than appreciated, kasi sinuot na niya for school. ^_^ Or baka naman pilit lang yon kaya? *shrugs*

San ba kami magce-celebrate? Mukhang bagsak na naman namin sa ever-favorite niyang Santa-santa Lucia *ho-hum*
For the record, BeefJerky's code is recursive daw. Okay fine. Nakakaasar ka pa rin.

Umiyak daw kanina si Nyliger.

Si Diane, gravelin ang ubo.

Nakatakas kami sa pagco-code kanina.

I finished shopping for Dar kanina.

Brown lang meron dun sa magandang Kickers na sandals, kaasar.

So sa Mendrez na lang ako bumili.

Mukhang walang celebration bukas.
Mga Kuwentong Laboratoryo


ONE The Tale of the Angas

I will hide him by the name of BeefJerky.

BeefJerky is a big pain. We have a machine problem, and he keeps asking me questions about it. As in, palagi. One time, he wanted to see my code.

Di ko dala yung code ko eh. Ok, so I lied. My code was in a diskette in my bag. Ang laking abala kasi na kukunin ko pa sa bag ko para lang makopya niya yung ginawa kong code.

And guess what he muttered under his breath (as caught by Archie)?

Damot.

Punyetang kakapalan ng mukha.

And so there I was, torn between sharing my code with BeefJerky because ayokong masabihan akong madamot, or just be plain selfish kasi ayoko sa kanya. Ayoko talaga sa kanya eh. Napaka-user-friendly.

The next day, tanong na naman siya ng tanong. Eh kung madamot naman pala ako eh di dapat di ko na lang ine-entertain yung mga tanong niya diba?!? Pero hinde eh, sinasagot ko naman ng matino. Pinahiram ko naman yung Friends sa kanya. Madamot ba yon, ha? Ha?!?

Okay, it seems that I'm *quite* affected by this "damot" issue.

Eto pa, lalo lang akong naasar kay BeefJerky nung Saturday. Nag-text ako sa kanya, asking him if magche-check pa rin si DocM ng MP that day kasi he moved the deadline for Tuesday. Aba, ang text back, Email: joel@.... Very helpful indeed.

Tapos pagdating ko sa school nung Saturday, kinuwento sakin ni Reghz and Archie na nagpakadamot sa knowledge tong si BeefJerky kay Andrei. Parang merong tinanong about bchpoly si Andrei, and ano ang sagot ng napakayabang na BeefJerky na yan? Type mo: help bchpoly

Punyeta, nung siya yung nagtatanong sakin ng bchpoly eh dinemonstrate ko pa sa kanya yon! Tapos nagmamagaling siya kay Andrei?!? Aargh, gusto ko ngang hanapin si Andrei nun eh, and tulungan siya sa MP niya.

Kaasar diba? (Or as Darice would say, dabah?) When he needs help, he wants to be helped out. If you can't deliver, he'll say nasty things behind your back. Hell, right now, I'm saying nasty things behind your back, too, BeefJerky!

Buti nga kay BeefJerky at hindi recursive yung ginawa niyang determinant and inverse functions. Ha! Malamang si Andrei, magagawa niya yon eh. Hahaha, in your face, BeefJerky!!!


TWO The Curse of the Key

I will never, ever, hold the lab key again. Everytime I touch it, I'm cursed.

Exag, pero mejo totoo. Nauwi ko po yung susi last Tuesday. The day before the monthly meeting. Ibig sabihin, mababalik ko yung susi on the day of the meeting.

Tuesday night, my head was reeling with thoughts of Ma'am Gev berating me in front of everybody in the lab. I begged Dar to take me to school early so I could bring it back to the guard. I called up Reghz, and sabi niya, sila na daw bahala sa lab. Pero di pa rin ako mapakali! The key, I had to get it out of my sight!

Exag uli, hehehe. Pero naibalik ko naman without too much fanfare. The guards were also worried hahhaha.

Nung meeting, parang lahat ng rules na-violate na eh, except yung bringing non-lab SA's inside the lab. May kumakain pa rin naman sa loob ng lab. May nag-oovernight ng walang paalam. And of course, the dreaded key. ^_^
Chisms! Chismax Galore!

Guess who's pregnant? Well, none other than the so-called nympho (sabi ni Ivy) daw ng Arneow (obviously, written as such to protect the *identity* of the school hehehe), who happens to be somekinda Ninang lang naman ni Toloosee!

Ivy, of course, is full of buti-nga-sa-kanya crap. Oh well, can't blame her. Ivy hates Ninang's guts. Ako naman, to hell with her lifestyle, eh gusto niya makipag-sex kung kani-kanino and be proud about it. Sana lang, since isa nakong malaking example, eh naging mas careful siya. As in, safe-sex careful and baby-careful.

Well, Ivy's right, though. Ninang's family's financial situation ain't that good, and her parents are breaking their arses to put her through Arneow. Tapos nabuntis pa. Nauna pa sa Ate and Kuya niya hehehe ^_^

Wait... Erase all that negative bullshit and let's all think na it's a blessing. Wait, that's too textbook.

Eto na lang. It happened for a reason. Maybe to make her stop sleeping around. To make her see how hard it is to raise a perfectly decent child. To give her the love na hindi niya nakukuha sa mga boys (and, as I remember, sa mga girls) she's been sleeping with. Definitely, her soon-to-be-born child will revolutionize her world.
Pre-5th-Anniversary Countdown: 2 days

Natatakot ako. Mamalasin na naman ata tong anniv namin.

Eh kasi naman, ang aking mother-in-law-to-be is going schizo na naman. Umalis na naman kasi ang kanyang pseudo-husband sa bahay. Nag-inarte na naman siya kay Dar about Ate Ella, pero biglang sinamahan naman niya sa Manila kanina. And so bad trip si Dar. And I think ako ang mapagbubuntungan ng ka-bad-trip-an niya.

Tapos kanina lang, Dar whisked off his mom to some place because the *police* are gonna arrest her tommorrow. Watdafuck is that?!?! Aargh!

Dar doesn't even have one ounce of excitement that our fifth anniversary is coming up. He constantly complains about not having enough money. Watdafuck is that (again)? This is not about gifts, or big extravagant expenses. EFFORT. Yun lang naman ang hahanapin ko sa Tuesday eh. Nakaka-depress kasi na he sees it as one big expensive day, na sasayangin lang niya pera niya for some frivolous celebration, that it's not worth it.

I keep suggesting places where we can eat dinner, tapos yung hitsura niya parang "gastos na naman", tapos yung smile niya parang pilit na ewan. Sabi kasi niya dati gusto niyang i-try yung National Sports Grill kasi meron daw refillable fries. Nung sinabi ko na dun kami kakain for our anniv, N-fucking-R. Tapos naisip ko rin kanina sa Friday's na lang, kasi nga may coupons kami. As usual, N-fucking-R na naman. Sheesh.

Sana naman kahit na mag-pretend na lang siya na na-e-excite siya diba?

I bought him stuff na for Tuesday. I asked him, Na-excite ka na bang malaman kung ano gift ko sa'yo?

Sabi niya: 'k lang

Punyeta.