Yosi: 0... zero, null, nada, as in wala!
Kape: 1 pa lang... maya maya gagawa nako ng kape uli.
Tugtog: foolish by ashanti -- song of the moment!
Angas: nawawala na....
An Analysis of the Smoke/Don't-Smoke Dilemma: Why Can't I Just Freaking Quit?!?
It makes me feel good.
No joke. Whenever I buy a stick and suck in my first nicotine-laden smoke in the morning when I get to school, I feel juiced up. No kidding. Parang ni-recharge ako.
And now, it's been a week since I had my last yosi. I need to recharge! As in hayok na hayok na hayok na hayok na ako sa yosi ko!
It makes me even-tempered.
Relaxed. Sobrang patient. Hindi haggard. Un-stressed.
It makes me forget.
Because it makes me feel good. Because it makes me even-tempered. Dude, wala akong problema! ^_^
It bonds me with my friends.
Smoking is more fun with friends. Pramis! Lalo na kung yung isa mong friend, West Ice ang yosi! Solb na solb!
It's the only thing I want to do that I can do.
Everything is on hold. 'Di puedeng gumimik, manood ng sine, bumili ng damit, kumain sa kung saan-saan.
Ang yosi, puede kahit kelan: naglalakad papuntang EEE, sa rooftop, sa Starbucks, sa tambayan, before and after a class, before and after an exam, pagkatapos kumain, wala-lang-kuwentuhan-lang-tayo-habang-nagyoyosi time.
May nasayang ba na oras? Opo, 5 measly minutes. Yung ibang tao diyan, hours ang sinasayang nila sa paglalaro (ng Ragnarok, Warcraft, what-have-you's) imbes na karerin ang thesis proposal.
May nasayang ba na pera? Opo, 25 pesos per kaha per week. Yung iba nga dyan, bumibili ng tv tuner para sa computer nila eh... para saan? (wala lang, eh sa gusto niya eh!)
Inuna ko bang magyosi bago asikasuhin ang anak ko? Hello, sa school nga lang ako nagyoyosi! Paano naman naapektuhan si Darice non? [Pero, I admit, yung mga punta-punta ko sa Starbucks, agaw quality time yun kay Darice. Oo na, I'm a baaaaaaad maother!] Yung iba nga dyan, uunahin pa ang walang-kuwentang business, para lang makapaglaro, imbes na umuwi at mag-alaga ng anak. Tapos pag-uwi pa sa bahay, laro na naman sa computer niya.
Oo... ikamamatay ko nga tong bisyo kong 'to. Pero, hello! EVERYBODY will die sooner or later diba?
Will I ever quit? Yes, pag nalaman ng isang tao diyan na siya naman talaga ang hinahanap-hanap ko.
the face of you, my substitute for love,
my substitute for love
should i wait for you,
my substitute for love,
my substitute for love....
drowned.world.madonna
Yosi: 0
Kape: 1
Angas: sangkaramihan!
How NOT To Make Me Quit Smoking
1. Cut my yosi kit into two, rip my lighter apart, and basically get irritated with everything I say the next morning. Don't tell me that you've found out I've been smoking. Disagree at everything I say with a sneer, an insult, or a shrug.
2. Refuse kissing me on the lips. Make me feel like I have the most disgusting unkissable lips. (Do I have bad breath?)
3. Forget that you've decided to do number 2 above. Then, right before our lips touch, remember that you don't want to kiss me on the lips. Back off, and kiss me on the cheek instead. Make me feel like I have the plague. (Really, tell me, do I have bad breath?)
4. Go to Enchanted Kingdom with me and my labmates. Be the most malambing boyfriend. However, still doing number 2 and number 3 above. Make me go crazy craving for a kiss.
5. Completely forget number 2, thereby, "unintentionally" kissing me on the lips. Then, the next day, refuse to kiss me on the lips again, since the "unintentional" kiss the night before was a forgotten accident. Refuse to kiss me even though I beg for it. Even though I cry my eyes out. Then leave for Batangas.
6. Reply to my message of
"Baby i jst feel its unfair. Uv d0ne and are stil d0in stuf dat i d0nt lyk but i try n0t 2 hurt u bak. But i undrstnd, mgkaiba tay0 eh...H0nestly, ur makn it hardr 4 me 2 quit by n0t kissng me. Sana u try 2 undrstand y i'm lyk ds. M very very sori.
with a
"Hindi yun yon e. In d 1st place, matagal k n dapat nagquit! Matagal mo na akong niloloko!.
Then I reply with
"D ko naman cnsadya na l0k0hin ka eh. It's sumtng i d0 4 myself. Wat i d0nt undrstand is kung bkt pilit m0 k0ng nlilimitan sa lahat ng gs2 k0. Uv always d0ne wat u want, in dsregard 0f me 0r darice. Bkt b nde m0 maibigaybigay t0 sakin? I d0 it 0n my 0wn time, wala na mang nbabawas na 0ras para seny0 ni darice."
and therefore, you reply with
"Cge! Bahala ka n sa buhay mo! Bahala ka mamatay sa kakayosi mo!"
7. Return home from Batangas. Do not acknowledge my presence in the room.
8. While I prepare our stuff for Subic, barely listen and answer my inquiries regarding what clothes you want to bring. Answer all my questions with an indifferent shrug.
9. Tell me, Nabwibuwiset ako sa itsura mo eh!
10. Tell me that I can go on smoking. However, with the condition that if I get sick or die of a smoking-related disease, you will not show up to take care of me, or for my funeral.
11. Think that my smoking is because of popularity issues. That I only smoke because my friends smoke. Think that I'm that shallow.
12. Be offended as hell when told of the real reason that I smoke: because I'm unhappy living with you and your family. Decide not to go to Subic. Change your mind because of my pleas, but curse me continuously under your breath. Do not comfort me in any way.
13. Be the sweetest guy in Subic. Kiss me on the lips at the most unexpected times. Make me hope that things will get better. Then when we get home, stay up till 4 a.m. playing Ragnarok. Make me feel that things will never get better.
Kape: 1
Angas: sangkaramihan!
How NOT To Make Me Quit Smoking
1. Cut my yosi kit into two, rip my lighter apart, and basically get irritated with everything I say the next morning. Don't tell me that you've found out I've been smoking. Disagree at everything I say with a sneer, an insult, or a shrug.
2. Refuse kissing me on the lips. Make me feel like I have the most disgusting unkissable lips. (Do I have bad breath?)
3. Forget that you've decided to do number 2 above. Then, right before our lips touch, remember that you don't want to kiss me on the lips. Back off, and kiss me on the cheek instead. Make me feel like I have the plague. (Really, tell me, do I have bad breath?)
4. Go to Enchanted Kingdom with me and my labmates. Be the most malambing boyfriend. However, still doing number 2 and number 3 above. Make me go crazy craving for a kiss.
5. Completely forget number 2, thereby, "unintentionally" kissing me on the lips. Then, the next day, refuse to kiss me on the lips again, since the "unintentional" kiss the night before was a forgotten accident. Refuse to kiss me even though I beg for it. Even though I cry my eyes out. Then leave for Batangas.
6. Reply to my message of
"Baby i jst feel its unfair. Uv d0ne and are stil d0in stuf dat i d0nt lyk but i try n0t 2 hurt u bak. But i undrstnd, mgkaiba tay0 eh...H0nestly, ur makn it hardr 4 me 2 quit by n0t kissng me. Sana u try 2 undrstand y i'm lyk ds. M very very sori.
with a
"Hindi yun yon e. In d 1st place, matagal k n dapat nagquit! Matagal mo na akong niloloko!.
Then I reply with
"D ko naman cnsadya na l0k0hin ka eh. It's sumtng i d0 4 myself. Wat i d0nt undrstand is kung bkt pilit m0 k0ng nlilimitan sa lahat ng gs2 k0. Uv always d0ne wat u want, in dsregard 0f me 0r darice. Bkt b nde m0 maibigaybigay t0 sakin? I d0 it 0n my 0wn time, wala na mang nbabawas na 0ras para seny0 ni darice."
and therefore, you reply with
"Cge! Bahala ka n sa buhay mo! Bahala ka mamatay sa kakayosi mo!"
7. Return home from Batangas. Do not acknowledge my presence in the room.
8. While I prepare our stuff for Subic, barely listen and answer my inquiries regarding what clothes you want to bring. Answer all my questions with an indifferent shrug.
9. Tell me, Nabwibuwiset ako sa itsura mo eh!
10. Tell me that I can go on smoking. However, with the condition that if I get sick or die of a smoking-related disease, you will not show up to take care of me, or for my funeral.
11. Think that my smoking is because of popularity issues. That I only smoke because my friends smoke. Think that I'm that shallow.
12. Be offended as hell when told of the real reason that I smoke: because I'm unhappy living with you and your family. Decide not to go to Subic. Change your mind because of my pleas, but curse me continuously under your breath. Do not comfort me in any way.
13. Be the sweetest guy in Subic. Kiss me on the lips at the most unexpected times. Make me hope that things will get better. Then when we get home, stay up till 4 a.m. playing Ragnarok. Make me feel that things will never get better.
Yosi: 0 - i'm still at home eh.
Kape: 3 - feeling ko i'm peeing every 30 minutes!
Libro: puede ko bang sabihin yung sangkatutak na notes sa 115?
Angas: Wala akong angas! I have happy news!
Mabilis lang na kuwento 'to. And I bet all of you reading my blog alam na'to kasi mejo lang naman kahapon nagsisisigaw ako sa lab diba?!?
Friendsters na kami..........WOOHOOOHOO! Can I make tumbling here dito sa blog?!? hahahah ^_^
Okay, I did invite him last week to be my friendster. But I canceled it. Official excuse: I already had 10 new friend requests, I wanted to add another one, so I booted him out. Believable, eh? Non-official excuse: I admit it, I lost my guts!
So diba, sa friendster kapag nag-invite ka merong email din na sinesend dun sa ni-request-an mo. So malamang, meron na yon sa inbox niya diba?
Okay keri lang yon, I was walking through the halls of EEE thinking of my "official excuse" hehehe ^_^
Pero, yesterday morning, when I opened my friendster...
You have 1 new friend request!
Oooh... sino kaya 'to?
Oh my freaking gas! It was him *tumbling muna ako*
Okay, I know I'm making a big deal out of this, pero so fucking what, eh crush ko yon eh, tapos ni-cancel ko na nga eh, tas nag-request pa rin siya....
Mamimiss ko siya kasi sumkinda outing sila ngayon....
And mag-eexam pa pala ako!!!
Toodles!
Kape: 3 - feeling ko i'm peeing every 30 minutes!
Libro: puede ko bang sabihin yung sangkatutak na notes sa 115?
Angas: Wala akong angas! I have happy news!
Mabilis lang na kuwento 'to. And I bet all of you reading my blog alam na'to kasi mejo lang naman kahapon nagsisisigaw ako sa lab diba?!?
Friendsters na kami..........WOOHOOOHOO! Can I make tumbling here dito sa blog?!? hahahah ^_^
Okay, I did invite him last week to be my friendster. But I canceled it. Official excuse: I already had 10 new friend requests, I wanted to add another one, so I booted him out. Believable, eh? Non-official excuse: I admit it, I lost my guts!
So diba, sa friendster kapag nag-invite ka merong email din na sinesend dun sa ni-request-an mo. So malamang, meron na yon sa inbox niya diba?
Okay keri lang yon, I was walking through the halls of EEE thinking of my "official excuse" hehehe ^_^
Pero, yesterday morning, when I opened my friendster...
You have 1 new friend request!
Oooh... sino kaya 'to?
Oh my freaking gas! It was him *tumbling muna ako*
Okay, I know I'm making a big deal out of this, pero so fucking what, eh crush ko yon eh, tapos ni-cancel ko na nga eh, tas nag-request pa rin siya....
Mamimiss ko siya kasi sumkinda outing sila ngayon....
And mag-eexam pa pala ako!!!
Toodles!
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