Recipe for Disaster

Ingredients:

160 lbs of fat
a handful of paranoid thoughts
a bloody broken heart
a spoonful of raging hormones

Directions:


Dump everything in a pressure cooker. Let it simmer until everything dissolves.

Serve with a hot head or a cold shoulder.

Enjoy!

3 comments

  1. *yum* delicious!
    lolz ^_^

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  2. samahan mo yun recipe ng konting tears. i hate that recipe!! :)

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  3. sarap diba, tere? haha.

    toni, oo nga naman, how can i forget the tears!!! for a little saltiness diba??? ;)

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