5 Things I Learned from the Ex Last Weekend

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I wouldn't normally talk to the ex about anything, but the situation kinda called for it.

So over a few cigarettes, here are mind-boggling nuggets I learned from, and because of, the ex:

Daughters

I learned from my sister (who works in the same office as I do) that our dad was going to accompany her to the DFA, and that he was already waiting in a McDonald's right across our office.

Me: Pabili tayo ng McDo!

Youngie: Eh ako nga pupunta sa McDo.

M: Hay nako, magtetext ako, pupunta yon.

Y: Ikaw, sige.

M: *thinks* Malakas naman ako kay Daddy eh.

Y: Oo nga.

M: *evil smile* Ampon ka kasi eh! Hahahahah.

Y: GAGI!

[She used to be the bunso kasi, for 10 years. So we (my other sister and I) usually made her asar and made her cry when we were kids, saying she's not our real sister. Heh, I know, we're bad.]

So I sent Dad a text message.

Dadox, you're in McDo na daw? Can you buy me a quarter pounder meal go big time? Then sunduin niyo na lang si Young dito sa office!

His reply, after a few minutes:

Scanner Happy

My dad, who is a SAHD (stay-at-home dude :P), has been scanning old pictures this week (bago kaya scanner nila?) and has been sending some of the scanned images to me the past few days.

First email, with subject: Our First Baby and Car

Yes, I look like a troll. And I already have a protruding tummy 28 years ago.

Another email he sent was with subject 3 Marias. Body of the email read "wala pa ang dalawang asungot" referring to my younger brothers. Heh.

[oh hey my sisters will kill me for this hahahahha but beware of 80s hair and fasyon!]