This movie is all about Ryan Reynolds: best buff body and H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S one-liners. At first, you'll get disoriented a bit because, hey, its Van Wilder Party Liaison, in such a serious role, weilding all those guns, sporting that manly beard and mustache. And then, he gets to speak his one-liners, and it turns out you're watching Van Wilder Vampire Killer Hannibal King!
As I told my friends, Hannibal King was like Puss in Boots in Shrek: he definitely stole the show from Blade.
Some of Hannibal King's lines (courtesy of Internet Movie DataBase):
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Hannibal King: I can only tell you two things... One, that hairdo is... ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic today and I just farted. Silent but deadly.
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Hannibal King: Unlike most vampires, Danica's fangs are located in her vagina.
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Hannibal King: [Enter Vampire Pomeranian] Fuck me!
Hannibal King: [Enter Two Vampire Rottwilers] Fuck me Sideways!
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Hannibal King: [to Danica] You cock juggling thunder cunt!
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Hannibal King: So, are you totally ready to sign up for one of our super secret Nightstalker decoder rings?
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Parker Posey rocks too! She looked so at ease as the vampire bitch Danica Talos; it was like she's been such a freakin' bitch her whole life! I especially love her super high-heeled shoes *drool*
Blade: Trinity was so much fun because of Ryan Reynolds and Parker Posey (uy, RR and PP, yikee :P) ^_^ But since the effects, fight scenes, cinematography are not that extraordinary, watching this movie on a clear DVD copy is enough. You'd still love Hannibal King's sarcasm (subtitles can make it so much easier for you to understand what he just said :P) and you'd still hate that bitch Danica Talos. Oh and I almost forgot Dracula! Or you can just call him Drake, since he is trying to fit in right? Drake is the cool Dracula: white silk shirt, nice black pants and LOTS of bling-bling. The best thing about him was that, in the end, he came to respect Blade. And helps out Blade pa. Coolness, diba?
As I've already said (or written): watch this not for the story, not because of Wesley Snipes, not even because you've watched the first two Blade films. This is a Ryan Reynolds film, and his Hannibal King rocks ^_^
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